thechristinastory:

That is the best reaction ever.

(Source: spookyteddybear, via sarahavoidsreallife)

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ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

(via sarahavoidsreallife)

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mucker-fother:

guys I actually shed a tear

(Source: nepetaquest, via sarahavoidsreallife)

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nine-run-run:

gmathis67:

foodffs:

Avocado Cilantro Lime Rice

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Nice. I don’t post a lot of food but would like to try this.

this looks divine

(via voxamberlynn)

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slantededge:

at my future wedding and funeral service

slantededge:

at my future wedding and funeral service

(Source: nastyshitwhitepeopleeat, via clevelandisforlovers)

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neilnevins:

nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?

that ball wasn’t there to trap them

it was to protect us

(via fadilahmeh)

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bearholdt:

becauseforoncethisisme:

falchiion:

omg

…Well, that’s one way to interpret things.

well it is the BIble, not the straightble

bearholdt:

becauseforoncethisisme:

falchiion:

omg

…Well, that’s one way to interpret things.

well it is the BIble, not the straightble

(Source: nnightosphere, via clevelandisforlovers)

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Took 5 tabs of acid (first time doing it ever) and my friend gave me a bunch of acrylic paint. Painted it with my fingers tripping out of my mind. Also I’m colorblind, and don’t work with abstract work at all (I only have ever done drawing). Thought this was pretty wacky.

(Source: cucumbercola, via vividvisuals)

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aobadatsgay:

I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.

(via no-morefeelingsleft)

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awwww-cute:

This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare

awwww-cute:

This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

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mnrva:

voreing:

here’s a video of an armadillo playing if youve never seen that before

!!!!!!!

(via lampsarepeopletoo)

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